Listen here, guy, don’t be emo if your understanding of OB lingo is full of fail. Beast this glossary and you’ll go from n00b to l33t in no time. Hunjids!
ama-Zing: adj. incredible, awesome. Sometimes mispronounced 'amazing'.
Beast: v. to thoroughly succeed, dominate or take control of.
Dirty Bird: n. affectionate name for KFC. See also Filth.
Djift: v. to take a corner in a manner reminiscent of a Portuguese national behind the wheel of a Japanese rear-wheel drive vehicle. May involve watermelons.
Ed Zachary: adv. precisely
Emo: 1. interjection. expression of disappointment or sadness. 2. adj. overly emotional.
Fail: adj. pathetic, deficient, of general poor standard. Also weak, not quality.
Filth: n. any variety of takeout or otherwise unhealthy food, esp. KFC.
Guy: n. dude, man.
Hax: v. an action resulting in a shortcut, exploit or otherwise dodgy solution.
Health roll: n. lunch consisting of deli meats and/or salads on a roll. Often involves white rolls, salami, cheese and mayonnaise, and is healthy only by comparison to some alternatives.
Hunjids: adj. fine, okay.
Leet: adj. elite, a cut above the rest. Also l33t, 1337.
Newb: new Open Box employee. Also n00b, coffee monkey.
Ninja: 1. v. to steal. 2. v. to be sly 3. n. one who ninjas.
Onoz: interjection. expression of dismay.
Quality: adj. excellent, outstanding.
That Guy: don’t be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
Wikiwow: no one actually knows what this means, it just gets said a lot.